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letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

outofcontextdnd:

"I run a serious campaign!"

"We almost all died to extra dimensional hyper intelligent invisible spider wizards!"

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

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Because it’s terrifying as fuck

England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”
America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”
tastefullyoffensive:

[goneintorapture]

automatically:

when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets

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mapleglowsticks:

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise

(Source: meladoodle)