I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
THIS. THIS. FUCK.
theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become
this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read
i’ll just stick to black magic thanks
hmm. Exercise will help me lift more, but necromancy will let me raise skeletal minions to do the lifting for me….
Ah, but with Black Magic AND Exercise, you’ll not be prey to every adventurer with a blade and a ward…
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore